Friday, July 07, 2006

Conspiracy Theory

Now I know how it feels to be sabotaged.

The baby likes ice cream.

I always have the worst morning sickness in the evening after dinner.
Milkshakes make it better.

Chris is encouraging the ice cream consumption.
He says we need calcium.

My pants are tight today.
I have to hike them up over my belly button because the waistband is not elastic.
We can't keep eating ice cream everyday.
I have to say NO next time Chris asks me if I want to go to Dairy Queen.
He should stop asking me if I want to go.

They're BOTH sabotaging me!

It must be a boy because he's already on Daddy's team.

I'm on to the conspiracy...

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